demon dean is my life whoops
imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
friend: so you hate him?
me: no hes my favorite character
mackerelove:

"Prepare for trouble"
"And make it double (penetration)" 

mackerelove:

"Prepare for trouble"

"And make it double (penetration)" 

pwentzjpg:

my grandma was back here with me watching the apma’s and when fall out boy won i started crying and freaking out and she was all “that’s how the girls used to act when elvis would come on stage”

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

wsswatson:

saying “if it benefits all genders, why is it called feminism?” is like saying “if they rescue cats from trees, why are they called fire fighters?”

plenty of things serve more than one purpose, but some are a bit of a higher priority on account of being a more urgent requirement

sexioto:

tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way

coconut-river:

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

aphprussia:

Canon: This character has shown interest in both men and women.
fandom: NO NO NO HETEROSTRAIGHT OR HOMOGAY BISEXUAL IS NOT A THING HOW DAR..E YOU SAY THIS FAKE THIN GG 

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD